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2009-04-26Dark and Twisted - [自言自语]
看本闲书也成了种奢侈的享受
缩在角落窥视着他扭曲又细腻
我是在跟谁较劲
神不知鬼不觉地发着脾气
最近气场很弱
险些又要撅着屁股把头埋进沙里"To kiss the most beautiful girl in the world. "
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懒惰 Sloth
纵欲 Lust
饕餮 Gluttony
贪婪 Greed
骄傲 Pride
愤怒 Wrath
嫉妒 Envy事实上你装B又与我何干
事实上某些担心是出于做作
事实上某人邪恶地诅咒着某些小小的玩笑能够应验
我曾经听见被剥皮的兔子吱吱的叫
那是它小小的身体最大的抗争
内心的魔鬼超出想象的强大
拜托拜托 勿扰勿扰 -
2009-03-24Fight Club - [恋物癖]
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初二下午那忙不迭的一溜儿小跑
让我清楚这下是再也躲不过了
这最后一场豪赌着实让我战战兢兢
09年是个好年头
我得承认在某些方面我还是个lucky dog
行啦 是时候收起那些自怨自艾自卑自怜的小情绪
穿上红舞鞋踏上征程
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger !假期里大大小小的聚会若干
大家都无法避免的成长着
I feel really rich with all these guys around. -
2009-01-17Ps: I Love You - [自言自语]
Gerry: We’re not a mistake just because we don’t have any money.
Holly: I see people buying bigger apartments and having babies. I get so afraid sometimes our life’s never gonna start.
Gerry: No, baby. We’re already in our life. It’s already started. This is it! You have to stop waiting, baby.
Daniel:Sorry. What are you doing?
Holly: Trying to figure out why God killed my husband.
Daniel: Well, if you need any help with that , let me know.
Holly: Daniel?
Daniel: Yeah!
Holly: So why do you think…?Daniel: Your husband died ? I don’t know. Maybe you’re being punished for something.
Holly: What?
Daniel:Being too happy ? Too beautiful ? I don’t know . God can be a pretty jealous guy.
Holly: I don’t believe that . I’ve never been too happy.I’m not too beautiful.
Daniel: I think you are hot. …… Sorry, I have a syndrome …I don’t really have a filter. I don’t pick up on social cues…
Holly: You mean you’re rude?
Daniel: Yeah, but now it’s a disease I can take medication for.
Denise :Are you single ? Are you gay ? Are you working ?
John: You know, Denise , that’s why you you’re not married. Women act like men and then they complain men don’t want them.
Denise: Oh, is that why? Oh.
Okay. Because I thought it was something different. I thought it was because I thought that deserve the best.
And he’s out there. He just with all the wrong women.
And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man’s backside with vulgar, cheap, appreciation if I want to.
Denise: You’re straight, you’re single, and you own you own business?
Where have you been?
Tom: With all the wrong women.
From Gerry’ letter to Holly:
My leather jacket is for you. I always loved the way that looked on you. But the rest of my stuff, you don’t need it. Make some space in that bloody apartment for yourself. Go on! It’s time baby.
PS: I love you.
From Gerry’s letter to Holly’ friend Sharon:
Hey, big mama. Make sure my baby has a good time. Make sure you and John do everything you wanna do whenever you wanna do it. And make sure my baby dose things…
Gerry: That’s a very nice jacket.
Holly: I won it in a bet.
Holly: Mum!
Mum: What’s the matter ?
Holly: When Dad left I was 14 and I said: ”that’s it, never again . No man…”
And then I met Gerry. This wonderful man happens to me and then …and then he died! What was the point ?
Mum: I know, honey.
Holly: I’m so angry I could kill somebody! I’m alone and…it doesn’t matter what job I have, or what I do or what I don’t do, or what friends I have…he’s not here …I’m not here.
I mean, you’re alone no matter what!
From Gerry’s last letter to Holly:
…Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I’m a man with no regrets. How lucky am I .You made my life, Holly. But I’m just one chapter in yours. There’ll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don’t be afraid to fall in love again.
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2009-01-09I'll be there for you. - [恋物癖]
I'll Be There For You ( by the Rembrandts)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way [four claps]
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your yearCHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)Then, the extended version continues with:
You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell when the world has brought you down to your kneesCHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)BRIDGE:
No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you
Yeah!It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, butCHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)D.O.A. = dead on arrival
没人告诉你生活会是这样
你的工作是个玩笑，你一文不名，你的爱情总是见光死
就像开车的时候卡在二档，无法迅速前进
当这一天、这一周、这一个月，甚至是这一年你都很倒霉。
但是 我会在你的身边支持你
（当大雨倾泻的时候）
我会在你的身边支持你
（就像我曾经做过的那样）
我会在你的身边支持你（因为你也在我的身边）
工作本该在早上8点开始，但10点了你还赖在床上
你烧焦了你的早餐；迄今为止，一切都很顺利
你妈妈警告过你，生活有时候会像这样不如意
但她没告诉你当生活让你心灰意冷的时候，我会在你的身边
没有人可以了解我，没有人可以看透我
似乎只有你知道我该是什么样的人
你是那个和我一起面对明天，一起坚持到底
一起纵情欢笑的人，
即使在最糟糕的时候，我们仍是最合拍的一对！
就像开车的时候卡在二档，无法迅速前进
当这一天、这一周、这一个月，甚至是这一年你都很倒霉。
但是 我会在你的身边支持你
（当大雨倾泻的时候）
我会在你的身边支持你
（就像我曾经做过的那样）
我会在你的身边支持你
因为你也在我的身边 -
2009-01-04匆匆匆匆流走也也也不回头 - [自言自语]
早在一年前猴子玺就将签名改成了“大龄待嫁女青年”
前不久便便也提到类似金光闪闪的称号
目前我们正刹都刹不住车地向这些称号疾驰而去
眼看着自己曾经的青春偶像一个个成了孩子他爹
昨天在电视上看到五月天大谈孩子经
想起在初二的时候买过他们的《纯真》
如果那时候知道冠佑有个女儿我会伤心的2008滋溜溜地滑过
一大早被MC折腾了个眼冒金星
事实证明我还是很刚健的
09年继续做好Iron Man
要否极泰来唯一揪心的是奶奶的身体
老年人的慢性病到了末期每况愈下
现在是眼睁睁地看着她一步步走着爷爷的老路
束手无策
从来都不敢想有一天她会离开
我的生活会少掉一大块
这个冬天因这只疑似流浪猫而有了一丝温暖
很肥 很安静
被我勾引回家又被皇阿玛逐出
不小心被它识得了路
又偷溜回我家大闹天空了一番
受到老妈和我的热情款待
之后再次被皇阿玛扫地出门
我试图向黄阿玛提出养只小猫
被当场拒绝
对我来说有
有间大房子有只猫有只狗最好再有一男人
这简直就是幸福的缩影 -
话说处女座的小朋友凡事靠状态
最近状态这东西是一见老娘就后空翻如果一个人得每天和前男友坐在同一个教室上课
她会不会很窘迫
如果还得和前男友及其现任女友呢
她会不会窘迫致死
至少她应该是在扮演一个衰神的角色
诚然那已经是个很古老的故事了
诚然那故事情节极其单薄
够了够了 又想太多
本不该再有人在乎
时间就跟肉包子打狗一样一去不回
期末又咋咋呼呼地凑到面前
挑衅似的秀给你看你留下的烂摊子 -
2008-12-02The Defeated Iron Man - [自言自语]
长我不足一岁的表姐以迅雷不及掩耳之势大踏步迈入婚姻殿堂
相形之下我的生活单薄得近乎幼稚
最最出格之举无非每周选逃一堂英国文学
小巫迷TVB迷到疯狂
汤师傅为了买相机两百块过俩月
何拉拉的交际依旧风生水起
大便说想去坞镇
胖娃相邀不如去海南
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怎么会有我这种爱好缺失的人？
且是常年缺失无药可救
奇妙的是隐形人都会犯上小人
姐姐您这B未免装得过了点儿
唉…这牢骚显得多无力Iron Man 被再次击败
开始兢兢业业与自怜的情绪作斗争 -
成天费尽心思地催眠自己
我喜欢日语喜欢日语喜欢日语...
像模像样地看日剧听日语歌
老娘我真的麻木了...ただ、君を愛してる
我得承认纯粹是为了看玉木宏
如果退回中学时代
我想我会被这纯情得冒泡的剧情感动得一塌糊涂
可惜老娘年事已高口味渐重
习惯看男女主角在这个镜头才碰上面
画面一转已是次日在同一张床上醒来不过静流的华丽转身还是震住了我
还有满墙的诚人
总算没有让我虚度一个晚上 -
这样啊...
就这样吧
都回到正轨吧
别再瞎幻想了吧
你可是个挺现实的孩子
你这是怎么了
不定时的两眼失神
持续不断的神奇失眠
够了吧 亲爱的
这个预期外的十一月
你贡献了太多精力给奇思异想
That 's the end .Welcome back to the earth !
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登着高跟鞋一路颤颤微微
提着外带的汉堡抢着Taxi
能与你们喜相逢
可知我有多开心
KTV灯光暗暗
嚎到再无力气张嘴
心中的小恶魔依然没有放过我
偶尔小小失神
但是可爱的你们啊
让我对小日子大大地知足
瞧这两日的天色
大便说:让人恨不得大哭一场...
间歇性纠日前大规模爆发
或许等很久以后的某日回想起这场浩大的纠结
会觉得是坐在塞车时段的双层公车上层的最末
信不信我吐给你看PS:特此纪念我的流行音乐启蒙人
曾经的小魔女
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2008-10-17Super Collapse!! - [自言自语]
竟然严重到小小失眠
始料未及也收势不及
闷骚妹儿闷到了这程度又骚到了这程度
恨不能给自己几耳光说:够了哈!
忙不迭地查看星座预示
星座书说心情起伏 五味杂陈
还有什么比对付自己心中的小妖怪更困难
既然无计可施索性听之任之
饶有兴致地等待某日的轰然倒塌
GAME OVER!TRY AGAIN?
Y / N
911的夢幻島
听我的 呓语 戏语 胡言乱语
