慢點兒的夢幻島

如果说了后悔
是不是一切就能倒退
回忆多么美
活着多么狼狈
为什么这个世界
总要叫人尝伤悲
我不能了解
也不想了解
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂世界
那么多苦那么多累
那么多莫名的泪水
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂的世界
如果是你发现了我
也别将我挽回
想了你一整夜
再也想不起你的脸
你是一种感觉
写在夏夜晚风里面
青春是挽不回的水
转眼消失在指间
用力的浪费
再用力的后悔
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂世界
那么多苦那么多累
那么多莫名的泪水
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂的世界
如果是你发现了我
也别将我挽回
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂世界
那么多苦那么多累
那么多莫名的泪水
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂的世界
如果是你发现了我
也别将我挽回
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂世界
那么多苦那么多累
那么多莫名的伤悲
我好想好想飞
逃离这个疯狂的世界
如果是你发现了我
也别将我挽回

听蔡康永唱这一首《疯狂世界》特别感动

 

 

是不是出生时的铭牌找不到就永远无法知道我来到这个世界的确切时间
初中时代传的纸条上代号O.U.W
你他妈谁谁谁啊
多珍贵的记忆都得打包扔掉
是不是因为生活始终未向前迈步才会只能不停回顾
日语里边“寂寞”的发音是“傻逼西～”
嘿 难道还不够传神

梦中那辆大汗淋漓也赶不上的车到底预示着什么
独自游荡在齐肩的书丛中感觉自己越缩越小
昨晚入睡前默默地祈祷是不是很可笑
处女座的小朋友时不时地会患上人群恐惧症
你怎么有这么多的条条款款这么多无厘头的原则

Holly: I see people buying bigger apartments and having babies. I get so afraid sometimes our life’s never gonna start.

Gerry: No, baby. We’re already in our life. It’s already started. This is it! You have to stop waiting, baby.

到底要把头埋多低才能够彻底隐形
是那该死的敏感在作祟
还是存在感太强

轻微的晚睡强迫症

看本闲书也成了种奢侈的享受
缩在角落窥视着他扭曲又细腻
我是在跟谁较劲
神不知鬼不觉地发着脾气
最近气场很弱
险些又要撅着屁股把头埋进沙里

"To kiss the most beautiful girl in the world. "

 

懒惰 Sloth
纵欲 Lust
饕餮 Gluttony
贪婪 Greed
骄傲 Pride
愤怒 Wrath
嫉妒 Envy

 

事实上你装B又与我何干
事实上某些担心是出于做作
事实上某人邪恶地诅咒着某些小小的玩笑能够应验
我曾经听见被剥皮的兔子吱吱的叫
那是它小小的身体最大的抗争
内心的魔鬼超出想象的强大
拜托拜托 勿扰勿扰

 

 

                              It's only after you've lost everything that

                                        you're free to do anything .

 

油菜花都谢了  我还没有回家

最近老娘脾气很臭
牛鬼蛇神速速滚蛋！

 

澳大利亚山火 援助工作者为考拉解渴

 

还有什么比这样一幕更温暖

 

初二下午那忙不迭的一溜儿小跑
让我清楚这下是再也躲不过了
这最后一场豪赌着实让我战战兢兢
09年是个好年头
我得承认在某些方面我还是个lucky dog
行啦  是时候收起那些自怨自艾自卑自怜的小情绪
穿上红舞鞋踏上征程
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger !

假期里大大小小的聚会若干
大家都无法避免的成长着
I feel really rich with all these guys around.

 

Gerry: We’re not a mistake just because we don’t have any money.

Holly: I see people buying bigger apartments and having babies. I get so afraid sometimes our life’s never gonna start.

Gerry: No, baby. We’re already in our life. It’s already started. This is it! You have to stop waiting, baby.

 

 

Daniel:Sorry. What are you doing?

Holly: Trying to figure out why God killed my husband.

Daniel: Well, if you need any help with that , let me know.

Holly: Daniel?

Daniel: Yeah!
Holly: So why do you think…?

Daniel: Your husband died ? I don’t know. Maybe you’re being punished for something.

Holly: What?

Daniel:Being too happy ? Too beautiful ? I don’t know . God can be a pretty jealous guy.

Holly: I don’t believe that . I’ve never been too happy.I’m not too beautiful.

Daniel: I think you are hot. …… Sorry, I have a syndrome …I don’t really have a filter. I don’t pick up on social cues…

Holly: You mean you’re rude?

Daniel: Yeah, but now it’s a disease I can take medication for.

 

 

Denise :Are you single ?  Are you gay ? Are you working ?

 

John: You know, Denise , that’s why you you’re not married. Women act like men and then they complain men don’t want them.

Denise: Oh, is that why? Oh.

 Okay. Because I thought it was something different. I thought it was because I thought that deserve the best.

And he’s out there. He just with all the wrong women.

And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man’s backside with vulgar, cheap, appreciation if I want to.

 

Denise: You’re straight, you’re single, and you own you own business?

        Where have you been?

Tom: With all the wrong women.

 

 

From Gerry’ letter to Holly:

My leather jacket is for you. I always loved the way that looked on you. But the rest of my stuff, you don’t need it. Make some space in that bloody apartment for yourself. Go on!  It’s time baby.

PS: I love you.

 

From Gerry’s letter to Holly’ friend Sharon:

Hey, big mama. Make sure my baby has a good time. Make sure you and John do everything you wanna do whenever you wanna do it. And make sure my baby dose things…

 

 

Gerry: That’s a very nice jacket.

Holly: I won it in a bet.

 

 

Holly: Mum!

Mum: What’s the matter ?

Holly: When Dad left I was 14 and I said: ”that’s it, never again . No man…”

      And then I met Gerry. This wonderful man happens to me and then …and then he died! What was the point ?

Mum: I know, honey.

Holly: I’m so angry I could kill somebody! I’m alone and…it doesn’t matter what job I have, or what I do or what I don’t do, or what friends I have…he’s not here …I’m not here.

      I mean, you’re alone no matter what!

 

 

From Gerry’s last letter to Holly:

…Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I’m a man with no regrets. How lucky am I .You made my life, Holly. But I’m just one chapter in yours. There’ll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don’t be afraid to fall in love again.

 

 

 

I'll Be There For You ( by the Rembrandts)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way [four claps]
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

CHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

Then, the extended version continues with:

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell when the world has brought you down to your knees

CHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

BRIDGE:
No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you
Yeah!

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but

CHORUS:
but I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

D.O.A. = dead on arrival

没人告诉你生活会是这样
你的工作是个玩笑，你一文不名，你的爱情总是见光死
就像开车的时候卡在二档，无法迅速前进
当这一天、这一周、这一个月，甚至是这一年你都很倒霉。
但是 我会在你的身边支持你
（当大雨倾泻的时候）
我会在你的身边支持你
（就像我曾经做过的那样）
我会在你的身边支持你

（因为你也在我的身边）
工作本该在早上8点开始，但10点了你还赖在床上
你烧焦了你的早餐；迄今为止，一切都很顺利
你妈妈警告过你，生活有时候会像这样不如意
但她没告诉你当生活让你心灰意冷的时候，我会在你的身边
没有人可以了解我，没有人可以看透我
似乎只有你知道我该是什么样的人
你是那个和我一起面对明天，一起坚持到底
一起纵情欢笑的人，
即使在最糟糕的时候，我们仍是最合拍的一对！
就像开车的时候卡在二档，无法迅速前进
当这一天、这一周、这一个月，甚至是这一年你都很倒霉。
但是 我会在你的身边支持你
（当大雨倾泻的时候）
我会在你的身边支持你
（就像我曾经做过的那样）
我会在你的身边支持你
因为你也在我的身边

 

 

早在一年前猴子玺就将签名改成了“大龄待嫁女青年”
前不久便便也提到类似金光闪闪的称号
目前我们正刹都刹不住车地向这些称号疾驰而去
眼看着自己曾经的青春偶像一个个成了孩子他爹
昨天在电视上看到五月天大谈孩子经
想起在初二的时候买过他们的《纯真》
如果那时候知道冠佑有个女儿我会伤心的

2008滋溜溜地滑过
一大早被MC折腾了个眼冒金星
事实证明我还是很刚健的
09年继续做好Iron Man
要否极泰来

唯一揪心的是奶奶的身体
老年人的慢性病到了末期每况愈下
现在是眼睁睁地看着她一步步走着爷爷的老路
束手无策
从来都不敢想有一天她会离开
我的生活会少掉一大块

这个冬天因这只疑似流浪猫而有了一丝温暖
很肥 很安静
被我勾引回家又被皇阿玛逐出
不小心被它识得了路
又偷溜回我家大闹天空了一番
受到老妈和我的热情款待
之后再次被皇阿玛扫地出门
我试图向黄阿玛提出养只小猫
被当场拒绝
对我来说有
有间大房子有只猫有只狗最好再有一男人
这简直就是幸福的缩影

话说处女座的小朋友凡事靠状态
最近状态这东西是一见老娘就后空翻

如果一个人得每天和前男友坐在同一个教室上课
她会不会很窘迫
如果还得和前男友及其现任女友呢
她会不会窘迫致死
至少她应该是在扮演一个衰神的角色
诚然那已经是个很古老的故事了
诚然那故事情节极其单薄

够了够了 又想太多
本不该再有人在乎

时间就跟肉包子打狗一样一去不回
期末又咋咋呼呼地凑到面前
挑衅似的秀给你看你留下的烂摊子